Human
The galaxy’s most unpredictable import. We have a remarkable talent for stumbling into situations that no sane species would consider survivable – only to walk out with a monster for a boyfriend, an alien for a husband, or both. Give us an interstellar peace treaty, and we’ll turn it into a rom-com.
Drop us into a political conspiracy, and somehow we’ll emerge mated, slightly bruised, and with a pet creature that everyone swears is dangerous. We fall in love in the middle of firefights, flirt during diplomatic negotiations, and collect shenanigans like other species collect war medals.
If there’s trouble to be found, we’ll trip over it – probably in heels or flip flops – and if there’s someone tall, dangerous, and completely inappropriate nearby, we’ll be head over heels before the dust settles. The galaxy may never understand us, but it will never be bored while we’re around.
Physical Characteristics
Wildly variable skin tones and hair colors, eyes in every shade from “boring brown” to “are those even real?”, two legs and two arms but somehow still trip over flat surfaces, hair that grows inconveniently everywhere except where we want it, smiles used as both a greeting and a warning, a baffling range of heights and builds, fashion choices from “practical” to “this will definitely get me killed in space”
Culture & Society
Compulsive about sticking our noses where they don’t belong, prone to falling in love with monsters and aliens during life-threatening situations, treat rules as flexible suggestions, make jokes at the worst possible time, turn political negotiations into dating opportunities, can turn any object into a game, turning wild and dangerous creatures into pets, find trouble like it’s a competitive sport
Biology & Abilities
Highly adaptable but somehow also constantly injured, hearts that beat faster for danger *and* for romance, extreme stamina for shenanigans, can survive on questionable food and caffeine alone, emotional responses include blushing, laughing, and making even worse decisions, mate-bonding process often includes awkward flirting and wildly inappropriate timing
